December 2, 2009

So. The only night I have off, what do you think I'd do?

WELL! Make puppy chow of course! 

What about you?

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November 24, 2009

mdfsmash:

thedailywhat:

AMAs: Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” / “Speechless.”

[via.]

The glass breaking, the piano on fire. Just amazing.

for Marisa: just needed to make sure you saw this.
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November 22, 2009
devincastro: Check out this handmade ring designed to look like a Polaroid photograph. You can insert any photo/graphic and make this ring uniquely yours. Chrismas present, yes? i NEEEED this….. PLS???

devincastro:

Check out this handmade ring designed to look like a Polaroid photograph. You can insert any photo/graphic and make this ring uniquely yours. Chrismas present, yes?

i NEEEED this….. PLS???

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claudia:

Say Anything / SNL  - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

for ali.

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November 19, 2009

The city never sleep better slip you an ambien...

I might have to take you up on that offer mr. z. I just might have to.

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November 18, 2009
roseann: lotusmodern:(via jennaledger) This is awesome.

roseann:

lotusmodern:(via jennaledger)

This is awesome.
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November 12, 2009
mdfsmash: An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork: Dear Mr. Colbert, Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.” Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite. On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness. Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you. We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners. We’re raising Hell, man. THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.

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November 11, 2009

holy shit

roseann:

lady gaga’s birthday = March 28, 1986.

my birthday = March 29, 1986.

for marisa.

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November 9, 2009
this is what my parents send me on facebook.... haha.
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claudia: Susheela will be deleting her tumblr tomorrow. Boo. Bye Susheela…you and your tumblr will be missed. :) well that sucks. shes got a pretty neat tumblr. just wish i woulda stumbled upon this earlier. 

claudia:

Susheela will be deleting her tumblr tomorrow.

Boo.

Bye Susheela…you and your tumblr will be missed.

:)

well that sucks. shes got a pretty neat tumblr. just wish i woulda stumbled upon this earlier. 

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