i hate it.
joshua. that video of you bed jumping is amazing. now. here i am at work, and i want to listen to that song. now. the whole office is watching you jump around. the end.
so i found a big ass cockroach in the kitchen and luckily, since you’re so...– my brother.
"i give too much and get nothing in return."
that seems to be the notion of the hour. ::sigh::
dont you freakin dare threaten my job if you dont even have the freakin balls to come ask me to do it. eff you. im so pissed im in tears. seriously. this isnt even right.
to say this weekend hasnt been interesting, would be a complete lie. to say today wasnt disasterous would be a half lie. to say that my mind is full of never ending questions would be the half truth. to say that i could use a really good hug would be the complete truth.
im pretty sure im tired of it. yep. that is a true statement.
operation: terrorize my workplace.
you might as well call me "marry, the third...
listen “friend.” if you’re going to come visit me, please dont tell me last minute that you are also bringing your boyfriend. and you’re both staying at my place for the weekend. there’s nothing more i hate than being a third wheel. ugh.
amanda. im sorry. i didnt see this till 1:47 am. i will call you today. [friday.] i hope everything is ok.
ok. awkward city.
life is so awkward. there are too many incidents that occured today for me to even think about listing them. im apparently effed up for telling some guy the reason i couldnt give him my number was because im dating someone…. then they followed me home. awkward. even more awkward is having a legit crush on a guy who’s engaged. … rock. my life wins the not complicated...
surgeon general's warning.
if you’re ever brushing your teeth in a rush, please be careful not to slip and ram the toothbrush between your teeth and your lower lip. it is extremely painful. and the pain can last for up to as little as 4 days.
if you are going to come visit me, and we’re pretty good friends, please dont bring your boyfriend who i do not know along. that just makes my life that much more awkward and uncomfortable. i appreciate the gesture of coming to see me. but please. i dont like being the third wheel.
::cough cough:: sick day...
the girls and i called in “sick” to work today. and went to the beach instead. i got busted by my boss. he called me at lunch time and he just laughed at me, told me to be honest with him and then to have a good time. haha. its also pretty obvious that i spent time in the sun today, im pretty brown now, and my face is a little burnt. but thats ok. it was a great time. all around. a...
i hate boys.
seriously. wtf. why you gotta mess with my heart for? ugh.
you think you really know but you have no idea. – kanye.
don’t it feel like sunshine after all?– jimmy eat world, [the world you love.]
true or false.
i may or may not get fired in the morning. why? for turning everything around in peter’s office….. ….. ….. hahahaha. true.
send me your good luck charms.
upon moving to new york, ive acquired the worst luck ever.
strawberry jam, and rice pudding.
im going to the beach right now. alone. for the very first time in my entire life.
i am so tired of hanging out with arabs. —with people i have absolutely nothing in common with…. haha im still stuck in a grumpyrut. the end.
reasons why today is not going to be a good day: 1. at 12 am i got rearended by a drunkard. 2. i woke up this morning because my carbon monoxide alarm was going off again at 7 am…. 3. i feel like trash. rock.
i am stuck in a grumpyrut.
this could have been the start to a hilarious poem. however. i am not that clever. im not quite sure what is causing this, but ive got a few ideas. work. the people at work. the friends i have. the friends i pretend i have. the friends i dont see. the uncertainty in it all. theres something i want to say to someone. but i know they wont hear me or they wont understand. one of the two. just go. go...
friday. sucked. peter’s computer broke again. and i passed out hard when i got home. i woke up at 10. then. at 430 am on saturday, my carbon monoxide alarm went off for a good half hour straight. i had no idea what to do in the situation. it wasnt fun. and i dont want to experience it again. saturday. i spent all day cleaning my apartment. its spotless. sunday. we ate at the most expensive...
im watching this wasp stuck between my screen and my window. at first i wanted to let him out. but theres no way i could. so i thought. maybe ill hit the glass and stun him then i can let him out. that failed. then after watching him for a while, i had this perverse desire to slowly pluck his wings from his body, then remove his legs. then leave him there. im not sure why. and that kinda bothers...
we ordered breakfast today at work… the guy shows up with our food. and then tries to get me to kiss him on the cheek. i do not. finally. before he leaves. he kisses me. on. the. cheek…. he was 45. and asian…. WHY.IS.THIS.MY.LIFE?!?! WHY WAS THAT NORMAL?! ….. alskdjhflkjhdslkah! i quit.
turkey hill southern brewed extra sweet tea.
im drinking it out of the bottle. why? because i can. stfu.
dontcha know i, i look good in leather? – cody chestnutt. werd.
please. be sure to wash your bras before you wear them. a chick purchased a bra and wore it. unknowingly to her, there were larva living in the bra. she had to then be taken to the hospital because the larva had migrated to her boob. thusly. please. wash your bras before you wear them. …. a;skdhlgkdjhlakhwdg EW!
im going going back back to cali cali….– no-torious.
oh. so. freakin. hott.
trying to be ambidextrous while using chopsticks is nearly impossible.
my new best friend... →
even more adorable apartment, here i come!
horse? or zebra? →
hey! it's john's birthday today!
he’s 22. be as annoying as possible to him today. ; ]. i love my brother. seriously. with all my heart.
i feel like i’ve been used as a punching bag. i hurt all over. why?
that is all.
jealous? of me?! ::shakes head::
i revise my statement about having the best coworkers ever. there are a select few in my office that are the best. however, the women on the other side are simply ridiculous. seriously. stop worrying about every little thing i do, and worry about yourselves. you girls are so much older than i am, you have no reason to be jealous of me. its gotten ridiculous now.
this is weird. i know the 4th isnt that HUGE of a deal, but. when you’ve got no one to be with//be around, it is. specially since its my brother’s birthday the day after. doing things alone sucks.
i retract my previous hate for the iphone…. after many hours of struggling to get it to work, finally. it works…. woof.