Behold the Glory that are My Testicles
Vinh: Satisfying me completely involves making me mean sandwiches. I'm a simple guy...
Saraliz: hahah awesome
Saraliz: I have been having sandwhich problems
Vinh: But while I'm eating the sandwich, you have to rub my balls.
Vinh: There's the catch...
Saraliz: I wish I knew what that felt like cuz so many dudes are just like...just hold them. please?
Vinh: I'm happy if I can just get a girl to look at them
Saraliz: LOOK AT MY BALLS
Vinh: LOOK AT THEM OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Saraliz: NO. DO NOT SHIELD YOUR EYES!
Saraliz: BEHOLD THE GLORY
Vinh: NO CRYING
i really. really. dont know what to say after reading this....
if you were a banana, who would you want to eat...
a mass text sent out. and now, the responses: “I just dont feel there is any safe way to answer that.” “are you mass texting me? i will fight you!” “Your brother because FUCK HIM” “I think a lot of gay men would eat me…. Cuz I have that type of luck.” “A human prolly.” “Because I would wonder how they taste.” ...
Website: Try Drugs →
roseann: simko: Informative, interesting and infuriating all at once… It educates the user through interactivity rather than statistics: a modern twist on the old D.A.R.E. commercial really neat.
bad backs and hardwood floors.
i dont have a hardwood floor. i have a concrete floor. and ive been laying on it most of today. i cant breathe. i cant walk. i cant sit. i cant stand. its all too excruciating. throwing your back out is the worst feeling in the world.
Man decorates basement with $10 worth of Sharpie →
(via wtfdude) this is actually really neat.
Faulk says he and others in his section of the NSA facility at Fort Gordon...– ABC News Exposes Secret Government Phone Sex Ring Apparently American intelligence agencies screen most calls coming from the Middle East and then they have a laugh at people’s phone sex and pillow talk, trading the calls around like we trade youtube videos. (via joshuatuscan) this made me feel...
lamborghini countach 85.
from the day i moved in, there has been a 1985 lamborghini countach parked in the same spot. i have never. ever. seen it move. today. i got home from class. and it was in the driveway. and there was an adorable man with feathered hair sticking out of it. he took it out tonight. as i parked my car and got ready to open the garage door to get in, he opened it for me. it was a movie moment. i...
in response to my brother being an idiot.
somedays. im amazed at his idiocy. however. let the record show, that i am usually more amazed at my own. lets take tonight for the perfect example. i made oatmeal. for dinner. with 1% milk. fine, right? yeah. i added just a tiny bit too much milk, so it was a little watery. i thought. what the heck. let me put it back in the microwave for a litttle bit longer to evaporate the milk a bit more and...
The Financial Crisis, as Explained to My... →
joshuatuscan: Brilliant. Read this if you don’t quite understand what is happening with the economy right now.
why should i? especially if i dont know anything about any candidate?
and fedex ground. im glad that they tell me one thing. then they change it to another. now. its delivering on saturday… what time? who knows! great! only because. you know. i dont have an interview or anything on saturday. …………. if i dont get this computer because of this stupid interview. im going to kill someone. if i dont get a job because of this computer im...
somalian pirates make me sad. →
never said forever i’m sorry if i did one...
thunderstorms. and sleep.
im falling asleep with my window open tonight. listening to the faint pitter patter of the rain outside and the occasional rumble of thunder. i love thunderstorms. ::sigh:: ::edit:: this storm just took a serious turn towards being violent. crazy thunder. crazy lightning. so bad as to setting off car alarms.