August 2009
13 posts
omghi.
mylifehasbeennonstop. nikki.ididntforgetyourbdaycard.itsjustalmostdone….imsorry ihaveacraptontodo. imwatchingfreaksandgeekswhileimdesigning.
\eatit./
July 2009
47 posts
Dear everyone I know...
Thanks for the daily votes of self confidence….
/endsarcasm…. What a horrible month…
zombo.com. →
dear tumblr.
my life has been a jumbled mess the past few days. i think it will remain so. i would like to take the time to apologize for my crazy emotions. its been a weird few days. so please. bare with me. thank you. thank you.
ny state unemployment....
apparently. if you work 5 minutes. FIVE minutes. it counts as one day.
that means.
the 7.5 hours i worked. that im going to get paid 150$ for COUNTS AS THREE FREAKING DAYS. so THAT means. im screwed out of 300$. because i worked for 7 hours.
so. retarded. thanks new york.
fucking.
crushed.
and its my own damn fault.
HEY TUMBLR.
imabout to make the ultimate 80s/90s playlist….
DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?!?!?!?
YES.
miserylovedme:
omfg face charts get me so excited. these are GORG. products arent even out yet but im gonna try to recreate these.
got these from here.
these are awesome!
have you ever...?
taken on something so huge that even though you know its physically impossible for you to do this, you will do it. and you will finish it. even if it kills you? or if it even has the potential to seriously injure you [further]?
hi. my name is marry. and i do this on an almost daily basis. which is probably why i am a crippled old lady.
todays task: put this bed. on risers. by myself. [note: bad...
staceycoleman:
James Franco’s Rejected UCLA Commencement Speech from James Franco
ya know… im not sure how i feel about this…. it borderline makes me not love him so much. i dont like that.
; ].
allow me to clear up some confusion….
i use this face when typing quite often. ” ; ] ” and other variations of it.
what you might ask is this:
why the ” ; “?
i am not winking at you. unless the situation calls for it.
i hate colons. i hate them. i loathe them. i dispise them. i avoid them at all costs.
i also hate using the shift key. i only use it...
always love. and through love. comes truth. you cant have truth without love....
– me. describing my new “tattoo.”
hello world...
so. im thinking. about going to buy some chalkboard paint. grey though. not black. and i think im going to paint my old headboard and turn it into a massive chalkboard for the kitchen. or maybe for a bulletinboard in my room. who knows. all i know is i have alllll day. and alllll day to clean and redo my apartment and make it awesome again. ! the chalkboard transformation might have to wait...
drish's argument for me to go to canada...
Drish: TO SEE ME.
Drish: ME ME ME ME ME EM EM EME ME ME MEMME MEMEMEME
Drish: HI FAYEZMANERVA
Drish: IM A GIRL.
Drish: IM SAFE.
Drish: NO HANKY PANKY.
Drish: NOT A LESBIAN.
Drish: WONT TAKE YOU CLUBBING BC YOU "CAN'T DANCE"
Drish: im so good for you.
kevin....
that seriously made me bust out laughing. thank you. <3.
ps. i just lost the game….
rose...
i will need a mailing address for you once you move away. please make this happen. thank you.
man.
i dont use the internet for a whole day and i come back to 15 pages of updates…. oof. how not fun. haha.
i have alot of work to do. and i cant bring myself to do it cause of how freaking messy this place is. its driving me insane. i HAVE to clean or else i cant get work done. but not now. i will sit here and get at least 3 ads done. thats it. i will get the crazy shopping cart ads done now....
welll.... its called spring cleaning....
but its happening in summer. ive been cleaning alot today. cause well. i want to. in my cleaning adventures. i thought. hey. you know what. let me clean out the empty shoe boxes under my bed. and try and fit my tv box my christmastree box. and all my other boxes in the closet let me fit them under my bed. brilliant! great idea marry!
then.
i measure the boxes. i measure the bed, underneath....
i think im going to puke.
its now 508pm.
have i finished working? no.
have i finished my research for this project? no.
have i eaten anything yet today? no.
have i finished packing? no.
have i done my makeup yet? no
have i done some work? yes.
have i packed a little? yes.
have i showered/brushed my teeth? yes.
have i walked around in my ridiculous heels today? yes.
have i been listening to good music? yes
have...
oh crap. its sunday.
12:53pm… at 5pm im supposed to be leaving for the hamptons. this is a problem because:
yesterday was the most unproductive day of my life. but so well worth it. sometimes you just need a day to do nothing but dance around and listen to good music.
unfortunately… i didnt get much work done. nor did i sleep much. which is both problematic and annoying. because now im scrambling to get...
dear tumblrs.
lets exchange playlists plz.
are you in?
oh hai life.
so. music + me = instant dance party. whenever. where ever. this has been my problem as of the last few hours. i keep getting side trackkkkked dancing. hahaha. WHATEVS.
im also listening to some obnoxious music….. hahahahaha. girl on tv. lfo. i heard you. good charlotte. hahahahahaha. OBNOXIOUS. yet. so funny. please make me hilarious playlists.
life has changed a bit. i seemingly have a...
EDIT ON UGH!:
I THOUGHT OK WHAT THE HELL LET ME GO BACK INTO THE KITCHEN/LIVING ROOM AND FIND IT. BECAUSE WTF THIS THING IS LURKING IN MY HOUSE. MOTHER EFFER. DONT NOBODY LURK IN MY HOUSE.
AS IM SCANNING THE WALLS I THINK I SEE SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR MOVING. MIND YOU ITS THE SAME COLOR AS MY CARPET. PUNKASSBUG. OMG ITS COMING RIGHT FOR ME. ITS CHARGING AT ME. BOY I SURE AM GLAD I HAVE A SWIFFER IN HAND.
of...
UGH!
i was having such a good night. and then.
POW!
a HUGE centipede on the ceiling. and im freaking the eff out. now i cant even sleep if i wanted to. AND i HAVE to kill it. [or else it will kill me.] [ahh. the joys if irrational fears.] i dont think you get it. its tears style. like. bawling. UGH
; [. pleasecomekillitforme? pleasepleaseplease?
[[edit:] i tried to be brave and kill it myself. AND...
omg.hi.
so. imdoing15000thingsatonce. thiscrazylawfirmladywantstohireme. ihavetodoaredesign/buildofasiteforherbymonday. causeimgoingtothebeachsundnighttotuesdmorn. imdoing4otheradsforthecrazylimo/shoppingcartguy. igottafinishgeorge’sbandswebsite.andtheircards.ugh. ihavetofinishMYbusinesscards/website. igottaclean. igottatakepicturesandsellthings. OHIGOSTTABREATHETOO.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
/andinhale.
life is a funny thing.
so. even though i bombed that interview. because they were sooo not nice. and i seemingly failed that test project. [in my eyes.] they still want to hire me. they love the design. interesting. interesting interesting. it looks like i start wednesday. and for 20$ an hour. thats good right? for a freelance job at a law firm? that specializes in bankruptcy? wtf am i getting myself into. haha. i need...
i think i bit off more than i can chew....
in life.
things that are currently kicking my butt: [more than likely cause i have add]
web building. css/html/etcetcetc. its super annoying cause its like just when i think i have it. something goes wrong. and i dont have it. its kicking my butt hard.
i might have lost two jobs in one day. cool huh?
this freelance job for this printer. so weird.
finding an apartment? not working so well.
...
rose
im sorry for liking all your posts. ill go back through and unlike them.
damn yo
roseann:
mary has liked every post i have posted. ever.
its because i like you rose. and we dont talk enough. is that SUCH a CRIME!?
i quit.
life...
in a previous post. i said “kevin bacon in american psycho”…. lets revisit that….
what i meant to say was…”kevin spacey in american beauty.”…. the interruption in my brain was caused by a 14 year old boy asking me “hey marry. what does “flashes of light” mean?” in regards to fireworks he had purchased. i literally lost all...
home. revisited.
everybody loves raymond.
court house #1. points reduced by two.
potentially buying a new laptop.
driving back to new york.
court house #2. tomorrow am. here’s to hoping.
home.
so. im home. well. for one night.
the eggo bakery strawberry twists commercials - bake shop twists - the baker is creeptastic. reminds me of kevin bacon in american psycho.
i also really dont like the man from the fiber one comercials. hes a creep too.
this weekend was fun. ben. marisa. john. bean. mom and dad. becky.
good day.
only annoyance: that my laptop isnt strong enough for working.
tonight. has. been. the. biggest. reminder. as. to. why. i. never. ever. have. my. away message. off. good. freakin. gosh. ugh. leave. me. alone.