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mdfsmash: thedailywhat: AMAs: Lady Gaga performs “Bad...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:48:05 -0500

thedailywhat:

AMAs: Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” / “Speechless.”

[via.]

The glass breaking, the piano on fire. Just amazing.

for Marisa: just needed to make sure you saw this.

devincastro: Check out this handmade ring designed to look like...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:48:52 -0500

devincastro:

Check out this handmade ring designed to look like a Polaroid photograph. You can insert any photo/graphic and make this ring uniquely yours. Chrismas present, yes?

i NEEEED this….. PLS???

claudia: Say Anything / SNL - Joseph Gordon-Levitt for ali.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:39:20 -0500

claudia:

Say Anything / SNL - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

for ali.

The city never sleep better slip you an ambien...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:18:00 -0500

I might have to take you up on that offer mr. z. I just might have to.

roseann: lotusmodern:(via jennaledger) This is awesome.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:12:32 -0500

roseann:

lotusmodern:(via jennaledger)

This is awesome.

mdfsmash: An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip,...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:29:00 -0500

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.

holy shit

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:02:03 -0500

roseann:

lady gaga’s birthday = March 28, 1986.

my birthday = March 29, 1986.

for marisa.

this is what my parents send me on facebook.... haha.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:47:42 -0500

this is what my parents send me on facebook.... haha.

claudia: Susheela will be deleting her tumblr...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:51:36 -0500

claudia:

Susheela will be deleting her tumblr tomorrow.

Boo.

Bye Susheela…you and your tumblr will be missed.

:)

well that sucks. shes got a pretty neat tumblr. just wish i woulda stumbled upon this earlier.

susheela: Physicists discover that the structure of a brain...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:42:06 -0500

susheela:

Physicists discover that the structure of a brain cell is the same as the entire universe.

One is only micrometers wide. The other is billions of light-years across. One shows neurons in a mouse brain. The other is a simulated image of the universe. Together they suggest the surprisingly similar patterns found in vastly different natural phenomena.

(via 12minds:angbang:lickystickypickyme)

this is interesting. rose. enjoy.

OSCAR THE GROUCH! THIS MADE MY DAY 100000x...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:16:00 -0500

OSCAR THE GROUCH!

THIS MADE MY DAY 100000x BETTER.

KASJDHGLKDJHGA:O!~

[[edit:] i was soo excited to see oscar the grouch that i totally forget what i was googling…. …. thanks oscar…. thanks….]

plainclothesman: bobloblawslawblog: Neal Schweiber and Sam...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:04:00 -0500

plainclothesman:

bobloblawslawblog:

Neal Schweiber and Sam Weir

hahaha. brilliant.

King Nothing.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:27:21 -0500

mattgreiner:

“Some days I’m much better than others. My mother always said that bored people are boring people and I’m starting to believe her. Starting to believe that I’m better off running away. That when I’m here I’m an open door to danger’s deviance.

Goodnight to today in hopes of a good morning tomorrow. This is me at my worst trying my best but it feels like me trying my best at being my very worst. Where did I fall apart and invite vulnerability in for a drink? Is it the sign on the door or the lamp on the porch? Uninviting, you carry such stigma but how falsely accused you stand indeed. Carry on without me, I’ll sit out and watch someone stronger, older, and wiser reinvent the wheel. Carry on and on your back I’ll be embracing the epitome of a gladiator. My own personal strength in time of need.

That no temptation, no danger, no evil will stare me square in the eyes because it’s through you it must stare. You are my strength, my only way out.”

so called friends...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:07:38 -0400

they’re an interesting thing aren’t they?

lookbookdotnu: you are the masterpiece I want that shirt.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:14:54 -0400

lookbookdotnu:

you are the masterpiece

I want that shirt.

Rose...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:35:49 -0400

I turned on law and order criminal intent. And freakin Jeff goldblum is paired with eames and I want to kill all of them.

life.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:11:05 -0400

so. ive been working on a superlong update post. but i keep getting sidetracked. i thought you all should know…. haha.

I MEAN SRSLY. HOW DO YOU LEAVE THIS?!?!!??!??!?!

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:21:39 -0400

I MEAN SRSLY. HOW DO YOU LEAVE THIS?!?!!??!??!?!

I thank God for being who He is. Just when I think I can’t handle anything else and that this...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:55:17 -0400

I thank God for being who He is. Just when I think I can’t handle anything else and that this year sucks, I hear a little voice reminding me that He will never give us more than we can handle.

Hey so. I’m ready for this horrible year to be over. Or for things to start looking up....

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:40:31 -0400

Hey so. I’m ready for this horrible year to be over. Or for things to start looking up. I’ll take either one.